Novelty Wall Clock. Jesus would you look at the time

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The macro consists of a clock with numbers replaced by a word or image and is most commonly used as a warning before flooding the thread with the said content. He seems distracted as if in communion with God, a bit like a kid looking at their phone when they should be getting their shoes on. Byzantine artists, looking to show Christ's heavenly rule as cosmic King, invented him as a younger version of Zeus. The historian Josephus describes the Zealots (a Jewish group who wanted to push the Romans out of Judaea) as a bunch of murderous transvestites who donned "dyed mantles" - chlanidia - indicating that they were women's wear. He is the heavenly ruler of all the world, familiar from the famous statue of long-haired and bearded Olympian Zeus on a throne - a statue so well-known that the Roman Emperor Augustus had a copy of himself made in the same style (without the godly long hair and beard).

If he had had long hair, and looked like a Nazirite, we would expect some comment on the discrepancy between how he appeared and what he was doing - the problem would be that he was drinking wine at all.By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. It has a hanger on the back to it can be put up on the wall together with a spacer that makes it float away from the actual wall.

ThisIsWhyImBroke is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission if you purchase through our links. That Jesus was a Jew (or Judaean) is certain in that it is found repeated in diverse literature, including in the letters of Paul. General scruffiness and a beard were thought to differentiate a philosopher (who was thinking of higher things) from everyone else.Thus, in the 2nd Century Acts of Paul and Thecla, when Thecla, a woman, dons a short (male) tunic it is a bit of a shock. In the desert caves close to the Dead Sea and Masada, sandals from the time of Jesus have come to light, so we can see exactly what they were like.

This particular instance depicts the monster character "Pyramid Head" from Silent Hill 2 pointing at the clock with the word "rape" written all over, with the caption reading: "Good Heavens, Just Look at the Time.

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